Long line to red light
Let’s just swerve and pass these cars
It’s the safest way
I refuse to pay
Your fee for my skin color
Pick up more people!
Rush hour travel
Feels safer here than on bikes
...I can close my eyes
"Voila ton argent.
Wend na sonsga laafi."
Bam! I speak Mooré!
Proposed (correct) fare
ReplyDeleteYou and friend laughed in my face
Why are you a douche?
You tell me mille franc
I'll get out and walk away
I am no one's bitch
Why's it have to take
Five minutes of arguing?
We'd be there by now
Don't kick that old man
Out onto the curb -- I won't
Pay higher than him
Try to rip me off
Then ask me to marry you?
You are quite the catch.
Squished between tanties
My legs are falling asleep
Next time, I'm biking.
Love these! Did you come up with them on the spot or had you already written them while in the BF?? Miss you!
ReplyDeleteCab ride forty cents.
ReplyDeleteI guess I shouldn't complain
if the brakes don't work.
Like a horror tale,
The hand in the cab beckons
"There's room for one more."